“Boys, I may not know much, but I know chicken shit from chicken salad.”
Lyndon B. Johnson
“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.”
Mark Twain
“Boys are beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.”
James Thurber
“How tall are you big boy?Six foot nine inches!Let's go up to my place and talk about the nine inches!”
Mae West
“Boys will be boys. And even that wouldn't matter if only we could prevent girls from being girls.”
Anne Frank
“Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button.”
Dan Castellaneta
“The God to whom little boys say their prayers has a face very like their mother's”
James Matthew Barrie
