“Jerry Ford is so dumb that he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.”
Lyndon B. Johnson
“Women have been responsible for the downfall of man, since the beginning of time. Attracted to evil, they truly are the most twisted of creatures. Chaos and destruction rule their world and like idiots, we follow them, to our inevitable demise.”
Enrique Vega
“Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at”
Solomon Short
“Time driveth onward fast,/ And in a little while our lips are dumb./ Let us alone. What is it that will last?/ All things are taken from us, and become/ Portions and parcels of the dreadful Past.”
Alfred Lord Tennyson
“It's just an emotional game. There's no hard feelings. I know I've done dumb things, too, in my time, things that hurt the team. You get frustrated. It's just part of the game.”
Justin Gray
“There's no hard feelings. I know I've done dumb things, too, in my time, plays that hurt the team. It's a contact sport, it's not tennis. You're going to get touched.”
“There was a time when the guys who [hit it long] were considered dumb-asses, because they just bombed it and didn't care where it was going. I can hear Lee Trevino saying, 'If that guy had half a brain ' Now, that's the game. Vijay bombs it. Tiger bombs it. It doesn't go in the fairway, but [that doesn't matter]. Tiger was dead last in fairways at San Diego, and he won.”
Paul Azinger
