“Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.”
Lucy Liu
“My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'.”
Alicia Silverstone
“My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend”
Rodney Dangerfield
“Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two week's notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have”
Bob Ettinger
“We showed we could do a funny show without a boyfriend and be funny,”
Eric McCormack
“Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.”
Mae West
“I know quickly whether a guy is boyfriend material. If I can have a good time doing absolutely nothing with him, then that's boyfriend material for me. Like if we're able to have fun at a gas station. I've had some really good times at gas stations.”
Alyson Hannigan
