“Applaud friends, the comedy is over. (Said as he was dying)”
Ludwig van Beethoven
“My heart is broken about the untimely death of my dear friend. I am so sad. He was a great, sensitive, caring and funny man. I will miss him for the rest of my life.”
Graham Nash
“If my tears could build a stairway I would walk right up to Heaven and bring you home.”
oishik chakraborty
“According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.”
Jerry Seinfeld
“Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework”
Bill Cosby
“The soul is born old but grows young. That is the comedy of life. And the body is born young and grows old. That is life's tragedy.”
Oscar Wilde
“The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun.”