“Why is it that men can be bastards and women must wear pearls and smile?”
Lynn Hecht Schafren
“What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series.”
Dave Barry
“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”
Elayne Boosler
“A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one”
Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”
Oscar Wilde
“Women with "pasts" interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.”
Mae West
“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.”