“People are looking at everything from coal to uranium to oil and natural gas. When you include wind and ethanol, things look even better.”
Lynn Helms
“Ignorant people in preppy clothes are more dangerous to America than oil embargoes.”
V. S. Naipaul
“To produce this oil efficiently and quickly, you need people who've done it before.”
George Baker
“Olive oil ... asparagus ... if your mother wasn't so fancy, we could shop at the gas station like normal people.”
Homer Simpson
“We were all sitting in the most oil-rich country in the world, and even when people could get gas, it was overpriced fuel trucked in by Halliburton from Kuwait and Saudi Arabia,”
John Crawford
“In the middle ages, people took potions for their ailments. In the 19th century they took snake oil. Citizens of today's shiny, technological age are too modern for that. They take antioxidants and extract of cactus instead.”
Charles Krauthammer
“No government could survive without champagne. In the throat of our diplomatic people [it] is like oil in the wheels of an engine.”
Joseph Dargent
