“That, and my first real serious boyfriend, kind of ended my high school running career. That was pretty much it. I got married right out of high school.”
Lynn LaFree
“Right now I'm pretty single . . . . My career is my boyfriend.”
Christina Aguilera
“People expect that if you're pretty, successful, the boyfriend mission should be easy.”
Teri Hatcher
“This pretty young blonde girl was screaming at her boyfriend because he text-messaged her that they were going away for the weekend - and he had just told her he couldn't see her that weekend. He had text messaged the wrong girlfriend!”
Joel Schumacher
“Well, it was hard to find anybody, but I called my high school boyfriend and said, 'Can you tell the FBI what I was doing in the summer of '52?' And he said, 'Sure, if you'll remind me.' And I did, and he did, and -- that was fine.”
Alice Rivlin
“Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.”
Mae West
“A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend-and he's a priest.”
Erma Bombeck
