“I was a veteran, before I was a teenager.”
Michael Jackson
“Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.”
Fran Lebowitz
“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.”
Mark Twain
“Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.”
Doug Larson
“The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for men.”
Aristotle
“Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth and fresher breath.”
Dave Barry
“Like its politicians and its war, society has the teenagers it deserves”
Joseph Priestley
