“HEARSE, n. Death's baby-carriage.”
Ambrose Bierce
“My first funeral job was mowing grass at funeral homes. ... I needed gas money. I got to drive around in a hearse. I wasn't afraid.”
James O'Boyle
“They don't put luggage racks on hearse”
Robert Dedman
“My father's originally from Buxton (N.C.), and he loved those geese flying overhead. His favorite were the Canadian geese. He could go out there and honk just like one. And on the day of my daddy's funeral, when the hearse pulled up our driveway, a flock of Canadian geese flew overhead in a V formation, honking away. I could almost reach up and touch them they flew so low.”
Cindy Miller
“Everybody wants to use that hearse,”
Jack Hall
“I've never seen a Brink's truck follow a hearse to the cemetery.”
Barbara Hutton