“I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.”
Mick Miller
“Men are simple minded. The fact that women can't understand them, begins to show just how complex they are...”
John T Walsh
“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”
Elayne Boosler
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams
“What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series.”
Dave Barry
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
Albert Einstein
“Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.”
Mark Twain
