“I always knew I'd accomplish something very special - like robbing a bank perhaps.”
Mickey Rourke
“If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.”
Jack Handy
“It is easier to rob by setting up a bank than by holding up a bank clerk.”
Bertolt Brecht
“What is the robbing of a bank compared to the FOUNDING of a bank?”
“Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.”
Chris Rock
“If you go from robbing a store with one or two clerks to robbing a bank, anyone might think they were moving up the ladder.”
James Pasheilich
“It is a federal offense to rob a bank or credit union so the FBI does become involved in those cases so we always work those cases together with our crimes against persons unit.”
Javier Sambrano