“I respect [Jay-Z's] retirement. People make a big deal about him getting on records and all this stuff and I don't want to be any kind of fuel to that fire.”
Mike Shinoda
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson
“If a girl admits that she likes you, know that it took her every ounce of courage she has. Don't take her for granted.”
Rana Magdy
“When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.”
Contributed by: Dafna Sharon
R.C. Sherriff
“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating......and you finish off as an orgasm.”
George Carlin
“Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.”
Malcolm S. Forbes
“How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now.”
Dwight David Eisenhower
