“Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.”
Milton Berle
“[For families that have been coming for years, even generations,] every year they know they can get that pastrami sandwich or an Emblem Club taco, ... It's just a matter of familiarity.”
Craig Morgan
“While the parasite, Ariel Sharon, was talking about turning Palestinians into a pastrami sandwich, fate turned Sharon into a vegetable.”
Bobby W. Miller
“And I believe it happened somewhere first and they put her in the car and one person couldn't have lifted that dead weight.”
Vanessa Williams
“You basically have eaten poop from either another person or animal somewhere.”
Kirk Smith
“For many, it has to be somewhere around that level of funding that the House passed. Personally, I don't have any problems with the Senate bill.”
Rep. Ward Loyd
“Basically, as an average person, I would have to prove some scientist at Merck or some CEO somewhere had made a determination to hurt me.”
Chris Mather
