“There's nothing older than yesterday's news. Danica is going to have to win soon to avoid that.”
Mike Harris
“It is better to be making the news than taking it; to be an actor rather than a critic”
Winston Churchill
“It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.”
Jerry Seinfeld
“When we hear news we should always wait for the sacrament of confirmation”
Voltaire
“Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules”
Douglas Adams
“That's the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average”
Garrison Keillor
“Good news from heaven the angels bring, Glad tidings to the earth they sing: To us this day a child is given, To crown us with the joy of heaven.”
Martin Luther
