“Before long it will be the animals who do the dieting so that the ultimate consumer does not have to.”
Mimi Sheraton
“I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks”
Joe E. Lewis
“No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.”
George Bernard Shaw
“I highly recommend worrying. It is much more effective than dieting.”
William Powell
“I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.”
Jean Kerr
“Dieting is murder on the road. Show me a man who travels and I'll show you one who eats.”
Bruce Froemming
“The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.”
Jackie Gleason