“No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.”
Abraham Lincoln
“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”
Phyllis Diller
“For years [my wedding ring] has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.”
Contributed by: Andy James
Erma Bombeck
“One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.”
Sophocles
“Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.”
Robert Heinlein
“Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.”
Jackie Mason
“Someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.”
Groucho Marx
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