“I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards.”
Abraham Lincoln
“If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptable...”
Mitch Hedberg
“I'm a slow walker, but I never walk back.”
“I fished a lot, dove a lot, boated a lot - and made Johnny Walker Red about a quarter of a million dollars richer.”
Dennis Diaz
“Even in moments of tranquility, Murray Walker sounds like a man whose trousers are on fire.”
Clive James
“Murray [Walker] sounds like a blindfolded man riding a unicycle on the rim of the pit of doom.”
“You know you're old if your walker has an airbag”
Phyllis Diller
