“I can make more generals, but horses cost money.”
Abraham Lincoln
“I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.”
“The more I see of the moneyed classes, the more I understand the guillotine.”
George Bernard Shaw
“Satire lies about literary men while they live and eulogy lies about them when they die.”
Voltaire
“Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.”
Friedrich Nietzsche
“Timothy was so learned he could name a horse in 9 languages, and bought a cow to ride on.”
Benjamin Franklin
“You can lead a horse to water, but a jackass will drive you to drink.”
Jeffrey C. Parkman
