“If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.”
Mitch Hedberg
“Thus, be every device from the stick to the carrot, the emaciated Austrian donkey is made to pull the Nazi barrow up an ever-steepening hill”
Winston Churchill
“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.”
Jim Davis
“How 'bout them transparent dangling carrots”
Alanis Morisette
“There are some oligarchs that make me want to bite them just as one crunches into a carrot or a radish.”
Evita Perón
“Some prefer carrot while others like cabbage”
Irish Sayings
“A dish of carrot hastily cooked may still has soil uncleaned off the vegetable.”
Chinese Proverbs
