“On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the hell did you get that banana at...”
Mitch Hedberg
“They would come back happy. One would have a banana. Another had a yellow apple, and one had a red apple. Their daddy bought it for them. That was enough.”
Betty Poteat
“the shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S”
Gwen Stefani
“I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.”
Chi Chi Rodriguez
“His venture sounds like a banana peel awaiting its victim.”
Charlotte Curtis
“My family would be supportive if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins, make love to ashtrays, and eat tree bark.”
Casey Affleck
“literally peel like a banana.”
Ken Johnson
