“This shirt is dry clean only. Which means...it's dirty.”
Mitch Hedberg
“The laundry has its hands on my dirty shirts, sheets, towels and tablecloths, and who knows what tales they tell.”
Joseph Smith
“Do not throw stuff out. Just because it's wet and dirty doesn't mean it's lost.”
Pam West
“They say that a dirty car is harder to grab than a clean, shiny car. It might be helpful to drive a dirty car. You might not get caught.”
William Barron
“I think that the so-called Clear Skies approach would dirty our skies, not clean them up.”
Debbie Sease
“I mean, if somebody has a dirty face and you don't say it's dirty, then they don't know to wash it.”
Michael Boulware
“This river runs clean almost all year long. If it takes two days of rain to dirty it up, it takes two days to clear.”
Wayne Orzel
