“I played golf... I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying...”
Mitch Hedberg
“ Watching a Terebyte of movies in one month is an accomplishment in any country.... accept for Afghanistan”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“Golf is a good walk spoiled.”
Mark Twain
“The very first thing that you take out of your bag should be a good attitude, if not, you'll miss out on the most rewarding part of golf.”
Bobby W. Miller
“It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get”
Arnold Palmer
“The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.”
Billy Graham
“Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.”
Winston Churchill
