“People teach their dogs to sit, it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky.”
Mitch Hedberg
“If life is a book we write, it should be a book of dreams. And even if they don’t all come true, at least the story will still be amazing.”
Eytan Rockaway
“I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.”
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
Robert A. Heinlein
“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”
Roger Caras
“Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.”
Milan Kundera
“Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really.”
Carlotta Monterey O'Neill