“My roommate says, I'm going to take a shower and shave, does anyone need to use the bathroom? It's like some weird quiz where he reveals the answer first.”
Mitch Hedberg
“My roommate said, 'I need to shave and use the shower. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?' It's like some weird-a** quiz, where he reveals the answer first.”
“I don't need to pay a therapist to give me crap. I have a roommate that does it for free.”
Ally McBeal
“I'm not the easiest person to live with. I'm kind of a slob. So for me to consider a roommate, it would have to be one of my sisters or something.”
Katie Holmes
“My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.”
Stephen Wright
“No roommate. I had my own hotel room.”
Matt Capps
“There's a learning process. You're definitely a different roommate in your 30s than you are in your 20s.”
Chris Hedgecock
