“My friend said to me, You know what I like? Mashed potatoes. I was like, Dude, you have to give me time to guess. If you're going to quiz me you have to insert a pause.”
Mitch Hedberg
“I liked gravy poured on top of a big glob of mashed potatoes, I liked biscuits a lot, and a lot of them. I liked going to the state fair and having a fried Twinkie. They were my choices. They were bad choices.”
Mike Huckabee
“The only thing hard has been to eat. It's been a lot of eggs, milkshakes and mashed potatoes. Nothing that's tough to chew on.”
David Chiotti
“I left some green beans and mashed potatoes on that track the first week, I want to tell you. It was hard. Really hard.”
Larry Conley
“I don't want to have any more shakes and mashed potatoes. It's hard because you always see the guys eating good food, and you have to eat applesauce and pudding.”
Matt Trannon
“He was almost there, when...Smash! Crash! Bash! He slid down and mashed into engine hash the little engine that almost could.”
Shel Silverstein
“Yes, I loved MASH. As we are sitting here now talking, it's playing somewhere in the world.”
Wayne Rogers
