“There are six ducks out here, and they all want Sun Chips!”
Mitch Hedberg
“Faith is a question of eyesight; even the blind can see that.”
Dejan Stojanovic
“Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath.”
Michael Caine
“This is our first duck derby ever. We decided on pink ducks because that is the color used for Breast Cancer Awareness.”
Cathy Day
“That's fairly normal. We don't have as many duck hunters, and this year, there weren't that many ducks in central Iowa to lure out hunters.”
Rod Slings
“Bed, Bath & Beyond, it's going to be a dead duck for a while. I'd say anywhere from six to 10 months.”
Dave Scott
“When I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, I call that bird a duck.”
James Whitcomb Riley
