“Why are there no during pictures.”
Mitch Hedberg
“I wish people posted a picture of the outside of thier uterus as much as they did the inside, if you think about it...its less private.”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“I used to be funny, and perhaps I'm not anymore. It may be that I have become rather grumpy because I've seen so many things that have offended me that I cannot deal with in terms of laughter.”
Kurt Vonnegut
“how is it that "no" is shorter than "yes" and "maybe" and yet people still find it hard to say no? they would rather lie or stall when what they really want to say is a simple NO”
Phillip Buyondo
“ Watching a Terebyte of movies in one month is an accomplishment in any country.... accept for Afghanistan”
“No one is an artist unless he carries his picture in his head before painting it, and is sure of his method and composition.”
Claude Monet
“Television [is] a high-impact medium. It does some things no other force can do-transmitting electronic pictures through the air. Still, as an explored, comprehensive medium, it is not a substitute for print.”
Walter Cronkite
