“Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of tequila and hand guns”
“Call Webster's!! "that'salloneword"”
Christopher David Blumen
“Please, dear God, don't let me fuck up.”
Alan B. Shepard Jr.
“Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year”
“Some people need a slap,
in the face,
with a shovel!”
“If you think you know everything about baseball, your dead wrong!”
Julian "JUNEBUG" Bussells
“I’ve often wondered, since I was the moron that Billy Hicks and George Carlin were talking about, why I laughed?”
Bobby W. Miller
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