“A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history-with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila”
Mitch Ratcliffe
“Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of tequila and hand guns”
“The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.”
Dave Barry
“One thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse”
Jack Handy
“Technically, Windows is an "operating system," which means that it supplies your computer with the basic commands that it needs to suddenly, with no warning whatsoever, stop operating.”
“Software is like sex: it's better when it's free.”
Linus Torvalds
“People think computers will keep them from making mistakes. They're wrong. With computers you make mistakes faster.”
Adam Osborne
