“The new trend we're seeing up in western Washington coming down from British Columbia is a rise in ecstasy over the last few years. It's just grown in leaps and bounds.”
Mike Milne
“Excellence does not begin in Washington.”
Ronald Reagan
“You know what's interesting about Washington? It's the kind of place where second-guessing has become second nature.”
George W. Bush
“Washington is nicknamed "The Evergreen State" because it sounds better than "The Incessant Nagging Drizzle State."”
Dave Barry
“A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: "Duh."”
Conan O'Brien
“I served with General Washington in the Legislature of Virginia... and... with Dr. Franklin in Congress. I never heard either of them speak ten minutes at a time, nor to any but the main point.”
Thomas Jefferson
“I was raised in the West. The West of texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.”
George Bush
