“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.”
Albert Einstein
“You drink the syrup, I just cough. my intelligence is humble, your stupidity is a show off.”
Husam daoud
“The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination.”
“The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt”
Bertrand Russell
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams
“Now kids, if we all could have sex without condoms and getting pregnant. It would halt the progress of human race and bring so much more pleasure into life. That why you all so stupid and have children. Use condoms for feck sake.”
J C A Rowe
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
