“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.”
Albert Einstein
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.”
“No good sir, I'm not trying to steal your lady. Your lady is trying to steal my heart.”
Jeremy Cheatwood
“ A marriage is like a Dubstep Club with a one way door...”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“I don't know about you girls but If I was one, I think funny men would be one of the greatest kind of guys to date, through depression and sadness, a daily amount of laughs is vital for tenacious happiness and love.”
J C A Rowe
“The age of consent should be that of which country you where born”
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
