“When asked how World War III would be fought, Einstein replied that he didn't know. But he knew how World War IV would be fought: With sticks and stones!”
Albert Einstein
“I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this -- no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.”
Will Rogers
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
Winston Churchill
“I may not lead the most dramatic life, but in my brain it's War and Peace everyday.”
Rufus Wainwright
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.”
“You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither”
Drew Carey
“An empty stomach is not a good political advisor.”