“Here I am, just an actress with nothing to say and crowds of people turn up to see me. Yet here is Einstein and the only person who turns up for him is myself.”
“Suprises don't count when you didn't have a heart attack.”
J C A Rowe
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.”
“Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year”
“You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither”
“MacMillan has this particular quote simply as God doesn't play dice. and notes that it is often quoted as doesn't play dice with the universe”
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
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