“FIDDLE, n. An instrument to tickle human ears by friction of a horse's tail on the entrails of a cat.To Rome said Nero: "If to smoke you turn I shall not cease to fiddle while you burn." To Nero Rome replied: "Pray do your worst,'Tis my excuse that you were fiddling first." --Orm Pludge”
Ambrose Bierce
“FIDDLE, n. An instrument to tickle human ears by friction of a horse's tail on the entrails of a cat.”
“I was so scared I don't feel I have any entrails anymore.”
Mary Stewart
“I have concluded that Anthony Kennedy was being ultra-careful in his testimony, with the entrails of Robert Bork still on the floor and dangling from the chandeliers. I conclude Judge Kennedy didn't want his guts ripped out by senators on this committee.”
Gordon Humphrey
“We demanded from the Israelis to move their forces outside the area of friction, at the entrances of our towns, villages and refugee camps -- to no avail,”
Saeb Erakat
“There's been no friction,”
Noel Gallagher
“(Gangs) look for a place they don't get friction from the neighborhood.”
Sgt. Gary Kemper
