“Politeness is the most acceptable hypocrisy”
Ambrose Bierce
“Tell me and I'll forget; show me and I may remember; involve me and I'll understand.”
Chinese Proverbs
“Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you'd bring me up in conversation forever. And when it rained, I'd be the talk of the day.”
John Mayer
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
Oscar Wilde
“Tell me I'm clever, Tell me I'm kind, Tell me I'm talented, Tell me I'm cute, Tell me I'm sensitive, Graceful and wise, Tell me I'm perfect-- But tell me the truth.”
Shel Silverstein
“A conservative government is an organized hypocrisy”
Benjamin Disraeli
“The only vice that cannot be forgiven is hypocrisy. The repentance of a hypocrite is itself hypocrisy.”
William Hazlitt