“In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity.”
Ambrose Bierce
“The Goddess Fortune is the devil's servant, ready to kiss any one's ass.”
William Blake
“Will, does it hurt your back....kissing your own ass like that?”
Will & Grace
“Christ rode on an ass, but now asses ride on Christ”
Heinrich Heine
“A person with no back bone, education, or sense of direction in their life will often conclude that ass kissing is a wise career choice whereas that is the path where they eventually get what's coming to them, a shitty end.”
John Frank
“It's his heart and soul, it's kicking ass all over the world and becoming a huge brand. He would be really reluctant to leave it now.”
Charles Wolf
“Although an ass is tired, he continues to carry his burden; he is unmindful of cold and heat; and he is always contented; these three things should be learned from the ass.”
Chanakya
