“Crap or get off the pot”
American Proverb
“We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We just are, and what happens just happens.”
Chuck Palahniuk
“I don't need to pay a therapist to give me crap. I have a roommate that does it for free.”
Ally McBeal
“It was a white A-Team van, and because it had no windows, it was hot as crap. It had a big flower spray-painted on the side. The brakes went out on it when we were driving down this alley, and I go to our guitar tech — there was a fence and there was this other van — so I go, 'Fence or van? 'Cause I'm crashing into one of them,' and he said, 'Fence,' so I hit the fence and it bounced into the van.”
Pete Wentz
“I don't give a crap if you covered yourself in peanut butter and had a 15 hooker gang bang!”
Leigh Whannell
“Ninety percent of everything is crap.”
Theodore Sturgeon