“Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.”
Andy Warhol
“Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your smile.”
Mae West
“A guy can just as easily dump you if you fuck him on the first date as he can if you wait until the tenth.”
Kim Cattrall
“We were having one of those great first dates you can only have when it's not an actual date.”
Sarah Jessica Parker
“I think more dating stuff is scheduling. It's needing people who understand your work schedule.”
Jennifer Love Hewitt
“To date, I have put together our offer and have also worked with town counsel to make sure everything is in place and in order. This will be addressed by the selectmen at their next meeting for approval.”
Gregory Barnes
“You go out with a girl you used to date, she looks so damn good, and then at a certain point you say, Boy, now I remember. I know why I left!”
Arsenio Hall
