“I walked down the aisle as Conan the Barbarian and walked back up again as Arnold the Meek.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger
“Conan the Barbarian.”
“Late Night with Conan O'Brien.”
Chuck Norris
“She thinks that it's very nice that she looks the same as Conan O'Brien because Conan O'Brien is so much younger than she.”
Markku Jaaskelainen
“I loved Sherlock Holmes when I was younger. So you can imagine how excited I was to discover that Conan Doyle had helped found Portsmouth football club. When I was playing there I did some research into it. Very interesting. Did you know Dickens was born in Portsmouth?”
Alexei Smertin
“Robert called me and said, "I'm gonna be working with this guy Conan O'Brien who's taking over Letterman's show. Do you wanna meet him, maybe get a job as a writer on the show?" And I said yeah, I'm tired of eating baloney. I had started to apply for day jobs, which up till that point I had been able to avoid for three years, you know, waiting on tables or whatever.”
Andy Richter
“Conan has to provide so much more talk than I do. He has to be interviewing. I get to sit there and if I don't say anything, there's no loss.”
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