“Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands.”
Bobby Jones
“Golf is a good walk spoiled.”
Mark Twain
“Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.”
A. A. Milne
“Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.”
Winston Churchill
“It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.”
“Golf is typical capitalist lunacy.”
George Bernard Shaw
“Thinking instead of acting is the number-one golf disease.”
Sam Snead