“We are at a low. But I wouldn't say it's a low where we are tossing in the towel and giving up and saying there's nothing else we can do. It's not like that. It's a low like where the next day can't come quick enough.”
Bobby Jones
“The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.”
Yogi Berra
“Go, and never darken my towels again.”
Groucho Marx
“Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they never clean, and are entertained till they drop? If you have just answered, "A house guest," you're wrong because I have just described my kids.”
Erma Bombeck
“"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel" {while speaking on the phone}”
Homer Simpson
“The laundry has its hands on my dirty shirts, sheets, towels and tablecloths, and who knows what tales they tell.”
Joseph Smith
“Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.”
Chevy Chase
