“The greatest monarch on the proudest throne is obliged to sit upon his own arse.”
Benjamin Franklin
“You'll end up with your arse between your shoulder blades (On morphine Suppositorys)”
Billy Connolly
“You are a king by your own fireside, as much as any monarch in his throne.”
Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra
“His neigh is like the bidding of a monarch, and his countenance enforces homage.”
William Shakespeare
“A morsel for a monarch.”
“It is not the statesman, the warrior, or the monarch that survives, but the despised poet, whom they may have fed with their crumbs, and to whom they owe that they are now or have a name”
Nathaniel Hawthorne
“All kings is mostly rapscallions”
Mark Twain
