“It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this.”
Bertrand Russell
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams
“Men are too stupid and egotistical; I would go lesbo right now, but vaginas just scare the shit out of me.”
mishxoxo
“A boy makes his girl jealous of other women. A gentleman makes other women jealous of his girl”
Rana Magdy
“Everybody gets a second chance, well i've had three.”
norman
“Women with "pasts" interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.”
Mae West
“Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: A woman having large breasts makes men stupid.”
Rita Rudner
