“Every valley shall be filled, and every mountain and hill shall be brought low; and the crooked shall be made straight, and the rough ways shall be made smooth; / And all flesh shall see the salvation of God.”
Bible
“There's a difference between criminals and crooks. Crooks steal. Criminals blow some guy's brains out. I'm a crook.”
Ronald Biggs
“You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.”
W. C. Fields
“Improvement makes straight roads; but the crooked roads without improvement are roads of genius”
William Blake
“You can straighten a worm, but the crook is in him and only waiting”
Mark Twain
“The path of least resistance is what makes rivers run crooked.”
Elbert Hubbard
“I am not a crook.”
Richard M. Nixon
