“Jesus said, Take ye away the stone. Martha, the sister of him that was dead, saith unto him, Lord, by this time he stinketh: for he hath been dead four days.”
Bible
“Now Jesus loved Martha, and her sister, and Lazarus.”
“Then said Martha unto Jesus, Lord, if thou hadst been here, my brother had not died.”
“But Martha was cumbered about much serving, and came to him, and said, Lord, dost thou not care that my sister hath left me to serve alone? bid her therefore that she help me.”
“Now Jesus was not yet come into the town, but was in that place where Martha met him.”
“Martha Stewart showed up at Manhattan FBI Headquarters to have her finger prints taken and pose for a mug shot. Then Martha explained how to get ink off your fingers using seltzer water and lemon juice.”
Conan O'Brien
“You might want to read the old clippings about Martha Stewart ,”
Jan Baran
