“I buckle that chin strap and I'm a different guy. I'm very vocal and I don't like offense of the opposition a whole lot.”
Brian Barber
“I was knocking guys out in the streets before I knew how to throw a jab and keep your chin down, ... In most neighborhoods, the guy that could fight gets respect. You got in the parties free. I never had to pay the dollar because people were scared of me. But back then I was ignorant.”
Bernard Hopkins
“These two guys are veteran fighters, ... The good thing is, both of these guys have chins, so it is going to be really good; it's going to be a barnburner.”
Oscar De La Hoya
“I mean, he ain't going to button up his chin strap and get in front of me, so it doesn't really matter. If he was, he wouldn't be talking like that.”
Julius Peppers
“You better have your chin-strap buckled, because they'll knock your head off.”
The Vikings
“A big leather-bound volume makes an ideal razor strap. A thin book is useful to stick under a table with a broken caster to steady it. A large, flat atlas can be used to cover a window with a broken pane. And a thick, old-fashioned heavy book with a clasp is the finest thing in the world to throw at a noisy cat.”
Mark Twain
“I think a good product would be Baby Duck Hat. It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then all of the sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man those ducks really take off! Also Baby Duck Hat is good for parties. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)”
Jack Handy
