“We like to do something different down here but being St Valentine's Day and being in Gretna we had to do something special. I'll hand out roses to the first 200 women through the turnstiles, but I'll have to be careful because my wife will probably expect the same thing when I get home.”
Brooks Mileson
“For, you see, each day I love you more, Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow”
Rosemonde Gerard
“Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine!”
Thomas Hood
“If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.”
A. A. Milne
“I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.”
Tracy Smith
“Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!”
Jay Leno
“I feel bad for people who die on Valentine's Day. How much would flowers cost then, ten grand?”
