“A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.”
Bill Cosby
“If we study the lives of great men and women carefully and unemotionally we find that, invariably, greatness was developed, tested and revealed through the darker periods of their lives. One of the largest tributaries of the RIVER OF GREATNESS is always the STREAM OF ADVERSITY.”
Cavett Robert
“The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one.”
Sid Caesar
“Praise invariably implies a reference to a higher standard”
Aristotle
“I particularly like your American ones, where the hero is invariably amorous, alcoholic and practically indestructible.”
Richard Leofric Jackson
“There is no rule more invariable than that we are paid for our suspicions by finding what we suspect.”
Henry David Thoreau
“Never open the door to the lesser evil, for other and greater ones invariably slink in after it.”
Baltasar Gracian