“Thank you for remembering me. I'm also happy to be accepting this trophy before I become incontinent.”
Bill Cosby
“Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.”
Oscar Levant
“Over 12 million women have urge incontinence. Fortunately, 1 discovered a solution.”
Rodney Lovell
“Adult incontinence products are expensive. They can run into the hundreds of dollars every month.”
Suzanne Mintz
“Every entry will receive a trophy, and there are high-score trophies, cash awards, jackets and T-shirts. I have 15 cases of trophies.”
Cindy Nielson
“As you go to Mauritius tomorrow remember to bring back the trophy.”
George Okungu
“It's nice to see a baseball trophy next to all the Math County League trophies, up in the corner.”
David Graham
